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Ministry of Magic
Rod Steele
Magical Games and Sports
Lead of the Office of Magical Parks & Recreation
06 May 1960
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Rod Steele was born to Tamara Steele and delivered in the hospital by his future wife, Tammy #1. The birth itself was silent because Rod was a badass baby that preferred to scowl in silent disapproval rather than cry. In fact, the first time that Rod cried was when a school bus hit him at age 7. At the age of 9 he began working under the table at a sheet metal factory and within a week was running the floor. When he was 11, he was offered a job at the Tannery, which he gladly took as working with leather had always been a dream of his.

Unfortunately, it was a dream that would be cut short when he got his letter from Hogwarts. At first, Rod was like “What is this bullshit?” but his mom made him go, which makes him sound like a total pussy, but don't be fooled. His mom is a crazy mean bitch.

Rod didn’t do particularly well in school, mostly since he hated being told what to do, and casting spells required so much goddamn talking. The quidditch team tried to recruit him once, thinking he’d make an excellent bludger, but he stubbornly refused to do anything but sit and float in place on his broomstick with his arms crossed. He was a little more cooperative once he replaced the broom handle with a fucking baseball bat, but not by much.

Once they got into nonverbal magic, Ron went from being near the bottom of the class to being a motherfucking sorcerer.

After graduation, Rod found a job at the Ministry in the Misuse of Muggle Artefacts Office, where he successfully cut down all excess spending and bureaucratic bloat in the that office, effectively reducing it to the size of a broom closet.

After that, Rod found himself a job at the office of Magical Parks & Recreation and quickly became the lead of that office because that's just what a BAMF he is.

During the way, Rod refused to be taken by the Muggleborn commission, leading to a dramatic flight and escape from the Ministry. Many other muggleborns escaped with him and proclaimed him their leader, but really he was only running away for himself and was like "What the shit do I do with all these people now." He lived off the land and off the grid for a good year or so, catching his own food and killing it with his bare hands. Some of the other muggleborns tried to tag along. Some didn't. After the war was over, he returned to his job.


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Educational History

Hogwarts, Gryffindor, 1972-1979

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