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[complete] Turn Your Head And Cough

[complete] Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Shazad Athari » Sat Sep 10, 2016 2:34 pm

Shazad waited for
the healer with a sparkly
surprise in his pants.

#Haiku
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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Millicent Bulstrode » Sun Sep 11, 2016 1:18 pm

Millie was really
tired of peen today, but
that was her life now.

Ten minutes late she
let herself into the room,
sighing at the sight.

A grunt. "Athari."
Her white coat swished as she
approached the bed.

Snapping a pair of
gloves onto her hands, Mille
eyed him, resigned.
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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Shazad Athari » Sun Sep 11, 2016 11:14 pm

Shazad's face lit up
and a smile squiggled his lips.
"Hi Millie. Long day?"

He had a lot of
practice looking Millie in
the face (not the boobs).
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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Millicent Bulstrode » Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:48 pm

She did not make it
easy to look her in the
eye; V-necks were cute.

This one had sequins
scattered along the plunging
neckline. A sign post.

"More venereal
disease than you can shake a
stick at," she muttered.

"If someone's crotch is
literally on fire, then
don't bang them. Why would -

- that be hard to grasp?"
From the pockets of her coat,
flavoured wandoms burst.
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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Shazad Athari » Wed Sep 14, 2016 4:23 pm

Damn that shirt was like
literally entrapment.
Still he did not look.

"Pyrophilia?
I saw an article on
it the other day.

They use bluebell flames
so you can't see what's down there.
It's apparently

really hot right now,"
he said with casual cheer.
Pointing at his shirt:

"By the way, I like
your shirt. I don't usually
see you in sparkles."
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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Millicent Bulstrode » Sun Sep 18, 2016 11:14 am

Millie squinted at
the pun but he distracted
her before she could

comment. "One of the
healers called me the angel
of death," Millie told

him grumpily, a
tug straightening her shirt with
judicious aplomb.

"Apparently it's
bad form to look as though you're
planning to attend

a funeral whilst
working in a hospital."
A skeptical shrug.
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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Shazad Athari » Sun Sep 18, 2016 3:55 pm

"Hahaha, people
are so sensitive. At least
you'd be prepared for

the worst," he snorted.
Idly, he kicked his dangling
feet and smiled at her.
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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Millicent Bulstrode » Sun Sep 18, 2016 6:44 pm

"If they happen to
die of fire crabs, my choice
of clothing will be

least of their problems,"
Millie pointed out. "Now, are
you just here for a

check up, or do I
need to double glove?" She rocked
on her heels, waiting.
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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Shazad Athari » Sun Sep 18, 2016 10:24 pm

"Regular checkup,"
he laughed, unbuttoning his
pants. "By the way, I

just wanted to say,
I really appreciate
all the work you do.

I know it must be
tiring, getting all the creeps
and working all day."
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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Jeffrey » Mon Sep 19, 2016 8:26 am

A Wild Poltergeist Appears!


#TrollfaceMcGee



Rainbow confetti
blasted out of Shazad's pants
as he unbuttoned.

A suggestive spray
right into Millie's boobies;
Trollface has good aim.

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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Shazad Athari » Mon Sep 19, 2016 8:30 am

..revealing the awesome
pejazzle he had gotten:
"~*~*~*~*~*~*THANKS A MILLIE-ON!*~*~*~*~*~*~"
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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Millicent Bulstrode » Mon Sep 19, 2016 8:48 am

Her lips were slightly
parted to ask what he'd been
smoking, so when the

confetti shot out
of his pants, some of it went
in her mouth as well.

Her eyes zeroed in
on his rhinestone message and,
shedding rainbows from

her cleavage, Millie
drew back her hand and slapped him
right across the face.
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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Shazad Athari » Mon Sep 19, 2016 9:39 am

Jaw dropped. Face lit up.
He rubbed his cheek in wonder
and smiled. "To be fair...

...the confetti was
not me. Sorry about the..."
Gesturing--mouth, boobs.
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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Millicent Bulstrode » Wed Sep 21, 2016 12:31 pm

"I didn't realise
with us discussing creeps that
you were applying

for the position,"
she rebuked sharply, moving
to the sink to spit

out the confetti
and shake it from her sweater.
Much of it had gone

down into her bra,
and no matter how much she
shimmied, it remained.
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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Shazad Athari » Wed Sep 21, 2016 12:45 pm

"Listen," he laughed, "If
I were creeping you, don't you
think I'd choose a more

manly pejazzle?
Like guns, or a nice car, or
a flexing bicep?"
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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Millicent Bulstrode » Wed Sep 21, 2016 1:03 pm

"Those only impress
other men," Millie pointed
out. "And frankly, I'm

struggling to see
the thought process behind my
name as a bad pun

in rhinestones above
your penis. A thank-you card
would have done the job."
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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Shazad Athari » Wed Sep 21, 2016 4:09 pm

Skeptical brow raise.
She was seriously un-
derestimating

their effects but he
moved on. "For hilarity
and dramatical

effect? A full on
pejazzle shows serious
commitment," he said.
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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Millicent Bulstrode » Sun Sep 25, 2016 2:31 am

"This must be why girls
find you so charming," she said
in a cool tone that

could not have been less
charmed. It was hard to appear
serious though, whilst

digging around in
her cleavage for stray bits of
confetti. "For God's

sake, did you hex this
to multiply or something?"
Millie demanded.
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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Shazad Athari » Mon Sep 26, 2016 3:27 pm

"I swear on my whole
Aquaman collection, that
wasn't me." He held

up one hand, oath-like.
"Someone must've pranked my pants.
Sorry about that."
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Re: Turn Your Head And Cough

Postby Millicent Bulstrode » Sun Oct 09, 2016 9:23 am

"Nice to know that is
your hard line." Abandoning
her quest to get rid

of the confetti,
Millie regloved and returned
to him, wilfully

forcing herself to
ignore the sparkling message.
It was easier

when she was armed with
a testing wand. "Let's get this
done," she said brusquely.
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