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Witch Weekly's Steaming Sex Tips

Postby Sasha Darlington » Sat Mar 11, 2017 7:01 am

#231: Who's Been A Naughty Snitch?



Men love sex and men love quidditch, so what could be better than combining the two of them? For this move, make sure you wear your sexiest lingerie because men are very visual. Straddle him in bed and grab his shaft like it's the end of a broomstick and move it around like you're steering a broom. Move it up, down, around and around. Spice it up with a little dirty talk about catching your "snitch." He'll be ready to "score" in no time flat!
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Re: Witch Weekly's Steaming Sex Tips

Postby Sasha Darlington » Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:10 pm

#105: Peanut Butter Jelly Time



Want to charm that special American in your life? Here's a way to rock his world and show him that you're hip to his culture with this quintessential American snack.

For this sizzling move, coat one side of his penis in peanut butter and the other side in jelly. Then surround his shaft with two slices of bread and stroke up and down with it. Lick between the slices to tease him, and lavish attention on his cock. When you're done, clean everything up by licking it off him. He'll absolutely love how dirty and creative you are!

For the guy who likes it rough, try crunchy peanut butter.
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Witch Weekly
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26
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10/ 1/1978
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5'6"
POSTS
12
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Re: Witch Weekly's Steaming Sex Tips

Postby Sasha Darlington » Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:13 pm

#53: Seized Up



Let's be honest here, not everyone does their Kegels as much as they should. If you're one of those ladies and if you want to give your man that incredible, tighter than tight feeling, then don't despair! There's a new trick that's becoming popular, and it's so easy that anyone can do it.

Take a Seizium Salted Caramel Chew before sex. Although they're usually used by kids trying to skip school, the seizures they produce are the perfect solution to tightening up even the most flabby of vaginas. Your man won't believe how amazing you feel. It's sure to be an unforgettable experience!

PS: Make sure to bite a pillow before the seizure hits so that you don't hurt your teeth and he won't see your drool. What a mood-killer!
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POSTS
12
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