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Someone's Got A Case Of The Moandays

Located on lvl 8 underground, the Atrium is the entrance to the Ministry and contains a lobby and reception area. All personnel must pass a security desk to access the lifts to the rest of the Ministry. Also located in the Atrium is the Ministry Munchies cafe, the St. Mungo's on-site clinic, as well as the new fountain which is currently under construction.

Someone's Got A Case Of The Moandays

Postby twufoo » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:32 pm

A Case Of the Moandays



On Monday, February 14th, an experiment from the deep, velvety bowels of the Love Room in the Department of Mysteries has gone awry!

A wave of sparkly pink energy swept through the whole building, seeking out warm bodies. At every person, it spun them around in a glittery transformation sequence that ended in a flash of warm pink light, leaving them transfigured into the last person they had sexual intercourse with.

Or it just left them as themselves if they were a virgin. :C

Thankfully, soon after the transformation, one of the Unspeakables working on the project that released the energy managed to use yet another experimental device to project his voice over the whole building. Within one minute of the mishap, a very handsome yet also feminine voice boomed through the hallways:

"Ah-hem, attention please. You have all no doubt noticed some bodily changes. Well, it seems that everyone has been turned into the last person they've had sexual intercourse with... unless of course they've never had sex, in which case they're just themselves...." The voice chuckled off into good humored laughter like the idea of never sleeping with anyone was absolutely absurd.

"In any case, please do not be alarmed and please do not attempt to reverse this enchantment. This is complicated magic we're dealing with, and any attempt to alter it could make it worse. Just please, go about your normal day, be patient, and the effect should wear off within ten hours. Thank you, and have a happy Valentine's day."

There was a brief pause, and then the voice added, "Talk about a case of the Mondays, eh?"

Bawdy, handsome chuckling filled the hallways for a brief moment before it faded out completely.

#Moandays


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Re: Someone's Got A Case Of The Moandays

Postby Astrid Macmillan » Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:37 pm

Nothing ever happened to Astrid, nothing ever did. She was careful and cautious and she did the right things the right way because when you were born wrong you had to be five times better than anyone else.

Her gaze followed the warm pink sparkles as the energy burst through the law enforcement offices, and she watched as everyone the light touched became someone or something different. From her perspective, it wasn’t hard to guess what had happened. She was everywhere, and nowhere, unnoticed unless someone needed her, and she saw everything. There were few surprises in knowing who was sleeping with whom.

Rather more interesting were those who didn’t change at all. Not those she might have suspected. She smiled at a few in solidarity when the voice came over the tannoy and told them all what they had already begun to realise.

In the aftermath of the mushroom cloud of embarrassment, she returned to her filing until the shadow of a woman in an impeccable but oversized suit darkened her desk.

“I’m so fucking glad you still look like you,” the woman drawled in a Scottish accent.

Astrid flashed her fangs. “Strange. I expected someone more…” her black eyes swept over her. “Strapping.”
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Re: Someone's Got A Case Of The Moandays

Postby Max Audley » Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:41 am

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There were plenty of people losing their minds over the sudden change to their anatomy, but Max wasn’t one of them. He might not have been the sharpest tool in the arsenal, but this particular body wasn’t exactly a forgettable encounter in his memories, and he guessed pretty much immediately that he’d probably swapped forms with the bangin hottie from his last bar crawl.

“Whooooooooooaaaaaahhhhh,” he said enthusiastically, his hands immediately going to his chest to cup the massive boobs he’d been so fond of on the night itself. “This is awesome. Talk about a happy Valentine’s day, huh?” he chuckled to the guy in the next cube.

“I’ve had better,” the guy answered sourly, and Max peered curiously over the divider, perfectly groomed brows raising when he saw that the guy had turned into a partially-transfigured wolf-man hybrid.

Absently squeezing a handful of his own incredible ass, Max said without the slightest hint of sarcasm: “Bummer, dude. You mind covering for me? I wanna take my lunch hour early…”

It was like ten in the morning, but Max wanted to stake out the nice utility closet on the fifth floor before anyone else had the same idea, and he bounced happily away as the second announcement confirmed what he already knew.

He definitely had finger cramps by the time the ten hours were up, but it was a relatively small price to pay considering everyone had started calling the guy in the cube next to his Knotty Nick. Max totally didn’t get it.
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Re: Someone's Got A Case Of The Moandays

Postby Honora Flannery » Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:43 am

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Sorcha had offered to take her protobook to the tech support for her so she didn't have to come to the Ministry, but Honora hadn't wanted to inconvenience her twin, who worked so hard and was so busy, and after all, she had to face it sometime, right?

Only…today was a bad day to do it. The place was swamped. Ministry personnel and regular civilians, prisoner transports, students…it was a nightmare. Honora had felt herself getting panicky, her heart rate increasing, her vision blurring. She tried one of the breathing exercises her therapist had taught her and prayed she didn’t start disassociating in an atrium full of people.

When she opened her eyes, everything was different. Everyone around her had changed. The wizard at the weighing station was now a bewildered goblin in oversized robes. The two witches that had been in front of her in line had both turned into horrific hybrids of one another and a third woman, their bodies deformed from the differing heights. There were men in dresses and skirts and cute little blouses; there were women in suits many times too large for them; where there’d been humans, there were now octopi, donkeys, a hyena and a horse, house elves, more goblins, and even a solitary dwarf.

Honora brought her hands up to cover her face, but even her own palms looked different, and she started to hyperventilate, missing the announcement completely as she folded down and put her head between her knees.

The room that came back into focus looked like a cell, and there were a couple of people in MLE robes staring at her from across the table.

“We’d like to talk to you about Rose Belmont,” said one of them.

“When was your last contact with her?” said the other.

“Where did you meet her?”

“Was she polyjuiced at the time?”

“Were you aware of her true identity?”

On and on and on as she sat there in paralysed silence, not knowing who Rose Belmont was or why she was here, until she pulled her knees into her chest and covered her ears, and let the sound of waves drown them out.

She woke up chained to a bed in the clinic with blood under her nails, and when her parents took her home, she didn’t leave her room again for weeks.
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