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Postby Simon Bancroft » Thu Aug 22, 2013 6:24 pm

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Someone had spiked Simon's thermos of tea with a special Polyjuice potion of gender-swapping, and someone was going to die. Just as soon as Simon found out who he (or she) was.

He had holed himself up in his office, squeezing the ever-loving shit out his stress balls and hoping that he wouldn't have to come out until the potion ran its course. Unfortunately, at some point after the first hour, nature called.

It was another hour later when he caved and went to find the... women's bathroom.

After a ridiculously long pee, he came out of the stall and washed his hands, taking out a nail brush and vigorously scrubbing everything clean. There was someone else in the bathroom, and he gave her a narrow and mutinous look as he scrubbed.

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Re: Dude looks like...

Postby Nico Vega » Thu Aug 22, 2013 6:54 pm

Nico had just finished washing her own hands and was reapplying her lip gloss when she noticed the other woman glaring at her. She arched a brow and gave her a bemused half-smile before closing up the tube and sliding it back into her bag.

That done, she checked her hair, then went for the door, giving the other woman a little smile in the mirror.

But when she pulled the door, it wouldn't open.

She blinked, and pulled it again.
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Re: Dude looks like...

Postby Simon Bancroft » Thu Aug 22, 2013 7:02 pm

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Simon was drying his hands and pounding the paper towel into a compact little ball when he heard the click. His eyes immediately cut to Nico. His accusation was soft and controlled, but there was a seething anger behind it. "Did you... break the door?"
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Postby Nico Vega » Thu Aug 22, 2013 7:05 pm

Tilting her head to one side, she turned to face the other woman.

"No..." she said, stretching out the syllable. "Though it does look like it's locked."
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Re: Dude looks like...

Postby Simon Bancroft » Thu Aug 22, 2013 7:13 pm

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There was a twitch in his eye--a near eye-roll, as he chucked the paper ball into the garbage with a sigh. "So why don't you unlock it?"

How hard was an alohamora, really?
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Postby Nico Vega » Thu Aug 22, 2013 7:19 pm

Nico canted her head to one side, looking at the woman as though she were some kind of animal she'd never seen before.

"Are you always such a peach?"
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Postby Simon Bancroft » Thu Aug 22, 2013 7:24 pm

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"Are you always so appallingly incompetent that you just stare, slackjawed, at locked doors?"
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Postby Nico Vega » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:10 pm

She stepped aside, getting out of the woman's way and gesturing toward the door, her smile tight, her eyes flashing.

"Please. Show me how it's done."
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Re: Dude looks like...

Postby Simon Bancroft » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:21 pm

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The muscles around his eyes tightened, narrowing slightly at her. He sighed through his nose, a slow and long-suffering sigh, as strode to the door, reaching into his robe for his wand. "They teach this first year at Hogwarts, you know."
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Postby Nico Vega » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:25 pm

Her smile even tighter than before.

"God, just imagine how great it'll be when you open the door and prove how superior you really are!"
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Re: Dude looks like...

Postby Simon Bancroft » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:38 pm

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He merely rolled his eyes and extended his wand at the door. A lock of curly hair fell in front of his face, and he tossed it back. And blinked. Mentally hating that he just did that.

His voice was proud and authoritative. "Alohamora."

There was no clicking noise of the door unlocking.

His brow furrowed.
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Postby Nico Vega » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:41 pm

A slow smirk curved her lips.

"Wow, I guess it's been a while since your first year at Hogwarts, huh?" she said, leaning back against the wall and folding her arms.
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Re: Dude looks like...

Postby Simon Bancroft » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:44 pm

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He snapped around, pointing his wand at her like a gun, and hissed, "You did something to this door."
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Re: Dude looks like...

Postby Nico Vega » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:49 pm

She raised her eyebrows at him incredulously, making no other movements.

"Are you out of your mind?"
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Re: Dude looks like...

Postby Simon Bancroft » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:53 pm

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He glanced at his wand for a second, considering it, then snapped it down to his side, pointing at the ground. "What was it?" he demanded. "An anti-Alohamora charm?"
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Re: Dude looks like...

Postby Nico Vega » Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:00 pm

"I think you need to ask yourself why in the name of anything decent anyone would want to purposely lock themselves in a bathroom with you."
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Re: Dude looks like...

Postby Simon Bancroft » Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:09 pm

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"Cause you've got nothing better to do, apparently," he hissed and then swept an arm to the door. "Why don't you try it then?"
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Postby Nico Vega » Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:14 pm

"I don't think I can overstate how bad my prospects for things to do would have to be for me to volunteer for this," she told him as she withdrew her own wand from her robes, then pointed at the door.

"Alohamora," she said firmly. And there was nothing. She lowered her wand with a sigh.

"I was afraid of that."
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Re: Dude looks like...

Postby Simon Bancroft » Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:20 pm

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He huffed, eyes narrowing, and pointed his wand at the door. "Finite Incantatem!"

No effect.
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Postby Nico Vega » Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:28 pm

She furrowed her brow.

"Defodio," she intoned.

Nothing.

"Eugh," she tipped her head back, glaring at the ceiling.
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