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[complete] Harry Potter and the absconding desk

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[complete] Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Harry Potter » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:44 am

"Heeere boy. Heeere boy!" Harry called out in a hushed tone as he went about looking for the wandering desk. Whoever the hell thought it was a good idea to charm his desk and then set it loose upon the department was going to have one hell of a Jinx placed on them the second he found out who it was. He'd only been an offical Auror for a few months! He didn't need...whatever the hell this was!

Seeing that his desk was no in the Auror Office, Harry oped the doors and looked out into the corridor. "Desk!" He gave off a few whistles as he looked about in the gloom. It was after hours after anyway so hopefully, HOPEFULLY it was just him and his wandering desk. As long as it hadn't worked out how to use lifts.



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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Larry Hotter » Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:36 am

Larry was looking sharp as ever, surrounded by a few starry-eyed coworkers who were all gushing about how their daughter or cousin had such a huge crush on him while they waited for him to sign a stack of the latest Daily Prophet newspapers.

Larry Hotter Apprehends Dark Wizard, Saves Stray Puppy--Again, the title read. Underneath it was a picture of Larry looking rather heroic--his hair wind-blown, shirt torn open to reveal his chiseled physique, and his biceps bulging as he restrained a dark wizard with a hook nose of evil in one arm. In the other arm, he cradled and adorable, shaggy little puppy. Despite the picture being taken on a dark and stormy night, the lighting was somehow perfect, and Larry was perfectly disheveled in it, with just enough grit to be sexy but not enough to actually look smelly or gross.

The desk happened to be Larry's old desk from when he was a trainee, and somehow that jinx had made it seek him out again. The desk clambered down the hallway as if drunk, drawing the group's attention. While everyone else gave it a confused look, Larry's face brightened. Handing off an autographed newspaper to one of his fans, he separated from the group to greet the desk, which came to heel right before him.

"Oh, there you are, old girl!" Grinning, Larry patted the top of the desk affectionately. Though the desk was, of course, genderless, he had spurned the patriarchal tendency to assign the male gender as default.
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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Harry Potter » Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:11 pm

He'd faced death eaters, werewolves, Friends and Voldemort himself. he'd performed magic that was beyond his age and he'd buried all his ghosts. And yet no challage was as stressful, as demanding and utterly soul consuming as keeping his composure around Larry Hotter. It was made all the worse by the fact that he had no right to dislike the chiseled jaw of the Auror office's current poster child, it was less focus or pressure on Harry after all. But when his own desk wondered away, filled with a few case files and maybe a letter or two he was supposed to send Ginny (He chickened out since love letters weren't exactly his forte) and made a straight line to Larry, it stung. Was this how Malfoy felt? Lord it was awful.

Harry made sure to tighten up his tie and with a determined expression marched down the hall to the circus, his desk right in the centre of it all. "Hi Larry." He spoke in a neutral tone, focusing on the desk. "Thanks for finding my desk...mate." Yeah that was friendly. Harry went to pet the desk as well but found for whatever reason it preferred Larry's touch (of course) and so left it at that.
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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Larry Hotter » Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:11 pm

Larry's face lit up as soon as he noticed Harry was there, which took a second longer than it probably should have. With a winning grin, he greeted, "Oh, heyyy! Of course, mate. Always to happy to help out."

When Harry went to pet the desk, it crept behind Larry as if trying to hide.
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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Harry Potter » Tue Mar 07, 2017 3:06 pm

"Of course you are..." He kept the sarcasm at bay, after all, he wasn't Ron. He wouldn't lie, having the desk seem to prefer Larry stung a bit and Harry hadn't the faintest idea why!

He glanced back looking at the crowd of people who held copies of the daily prophet. He may be blind without his glasses but with them, he could see the front page picture of Larry. It wasn't the dog that got his attention. It was the dark wizard. "Is..is that Baltazar Balburrow?" The Dark wizard who gave Harry the slip a week ago. He wanted to push passed it, ask for his desk back (which was a thing now) and move on like an adult.

Yeah, because Harry was so mature.
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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Larry Hotter » Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:24 am

"Oh yeah! Funny thing that... see, since you couldn't make it to the theater this weekend, I figured I'd take my mum instead, and there he was! Who would've thought old Balburrow loved ABBA so much?" Larry scratched the back of his head and chuckled heartily, his cheeks dimpling.

He had previously offered Harry a pair of tickets to Mamma Mia, but Harry had turned them down on account of "having plans with Ginny."
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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Harry Potter » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:04 pm

"Yeah, who'd have thought." Harry found himself twisting inside but found a way to un-knot his stomach as he remembered there was the issue of his now, cowering desk to deal with. He swallowed. "Can you help me get my desk back to the office?" Because he could do it on his own, obviously. However with the animated object choosing Larry, He wouldn't fancy wrestling the thing away like some evil kennel master.
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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Larry Hotter » Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:19 am

"Of course! Oh... let me just finish signing these real quick... aaaaaaaaaaaaand...." Several expressions flashed across his face--delighted, surprised, apologetic, focused, then delighted again as he handed back the last newspaper to one of the girls and sent them off with a wave. They waved back, their cheeks pink and their grins giggling, and scurried off clutching the newspapers to their bosoms like sacred treasure.

"Done!" he beamed at Harry and started off towards the office. The desk tottered along behind Larry like a creeper.
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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Harry Potter » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:26 am

There was a time that happened to Harry, whatever happened to those days? Oh yeah, people stopped caring. Which was...actually, really, really nice so why was he upset about Larry getting mobbed my many adoring Witches with impressive cleavage? Oh right..yeah.

Harry stood still as if petrified before taking a deep breath and slid his hands in his pockets, following Larry and his damn desk down the corridor. "That desk looks too happy." he grumbled under his breath as he caught up.
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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Larry Hotter » Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:55 pm

Oh how strange! The desk always looked like that when Larry was around it.

"That's not how she normally looks?" Larry asked, giving Harry a curious look that had a hint of concern, the way one might be over an ailing pet.
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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Harry Potter » Sun Mar 12, 2017 6:32 am

"No He-She tends to be more...stationary." The damn thing had a swagger type movement he was sure!
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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Larry Hotter » Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:49 am

"Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant something like, her wood being duller or something like that," he chuckled roundly.

Actually, the wood did look a little more lustrous around Larry. Like the desk was positively glowing.
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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Harry Potter » Thu Mar 16, 2017 4:45 am

"Well...it's an old desk?" He offered as a lame reply as they wondered down the corridor, finally coming up to the entrance to the Auror office. Harry opened the large wooden doors, hoping that the animated office supply would just waddle on through with Mr Perfect.
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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Larry Hotter » Thu Mar 16, 2017 11:32 am

"Thanks." Larry smiled appreciatively at Harry as he went through the door.

Behind him, however, the desk abruptly stopped and sagged when Harry called it old.

It took Larry a moment to realize, but then he turned around and soothed, "Awww, come on, girl. You aren't that old... you're very, erm, very dignified, I'd say."

It still didn't budge.
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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Harry Potter » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:30 pm

Not it was old because it wasn't alive. And yet it also was so there was that. Harry hung his head in his hands, that pit of irrational anger at Larry and his turncoat desk growing ever more. "I promise to use a coaster when I get coffee and tea." Still no movement. "Erm...I'll tidy up more, I'll make sure you get some nicer handles." In a flash of desperation he looked to Larry and sighed. "You can go back to being Larry's desk?"
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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Larry Hotter » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:22 pm

At Harry's last words, the desk reacted exactly the way an overexcited puppy might. Which is to say, it leapt at Larry (possibly in an attempt to hump his leg.)

Larry's eyes flashed into saucers, and he let out a (very manly) shriek as the desk flattened him to the ground.
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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Harry Potter » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:03 am

He could see the headlines. "Larry Hotter mauled by Desk, Harry Potter suspected involvement." Would it be worth it though? the site of Perfect Larry getting trampled on by an almost canine like desk was...horribly, horribly satisfying.

No sooner had he thought it, Harry came to his senses. "Wingardium leviosa" He spoke with a swish and a flick, the desk being lifted off Larry and maneuvered by Harry to it's former place. "Finite Incantatem!" A burst of sparks flew from Harry's wand and the Desk went rigid, returning to it's normal, stationary state as he gently plopped it down. he turned to Larry and held out a hand.

It was then that he noticed his nose was bleeding, the desk in it's egarness to mount Larry, had kicked up a leg and clocked Harry in the nose. Instead Harry sat down next to Larry, his usual bubbling animosity removed at the site of him and Harry's current bleeding face led to a giggle and then out right chuckling.
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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Larry Hotter » Sat Mar 18, 2017 6:01 pm

Larry sat up, sporting a rugged looking bruise on his cheekbone and fashionably disheveled hair. His glasses had flown right off of him when the desk hit him, and somehow his eyes looked even more green (and dreamy) than ever before.

They were, however, terribly unfocused. At the sound of laughter, his gaze drifted over to Harry, bleary and half-lidded in a way that somehow suggested a smolder.

"Wha--? Oh... theyrrre are... there are two off you...." he slurred, pointing a woozy finger a few inches to Harry's left.
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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Harry Potter » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:02 am

God...freaking...damn it. Even injured and concussed the man looked attractive. Harry wipped his nose on his sleeve, blood now successfully transferred onto his crisp white shirt and favorite tie. "No, just one. You're -cough- glasses came off." And much to Harry's annoyance, his own pair were cracked. It was then that a loud and alarming flash as Harry turned around to see what could only be described as an over zellious fan taking a photo. Great.
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Re: Harry Potter and the absconding desk

Postby Larry Hotter » Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:04 am

"Accio glasses," he incanted immediately. Before Harry could react, his trademark round glasses flew off his nose and into Larry's lean, muscular hand. Raking his fingers through his hair, he put Harry's glasses on and blinked at the strong prescription. "My goodness, are these yours? Your eyesight is--," he stopped just short of saying terrible and finished, "--er, you're very near-sighted.

Of course, Larry looked totally dreamy in Harry's glasses, and the fan who had taken a photo let out an achy little whimper and snapped another one.
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