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[complete] Payday - 2001

Postby Liam Parker » Wed Aug 31, 2016 1:49 pm

"Oi, where's my money
you giant, greedy thundercunt!"
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Liam kicked the door to
Gemanus Publications
"Open up, you shit!"

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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby Alannah Morgan » Wed Aug 31, 2016 8:29 pm

Legal issues and
Trouble came, knocking often.
Not too surprising.

But what, in the name,
Of Merlin's greyest underpants,
Was a thundercunt?

Heading to the door,
Philosophical, almost,
She stood. Disbelief.

Very anxious thoughts --
A Brownian fiasco --
A one-word haiku --

Fuck.

"Money, what money?"
Blink. Swallow. Breathe. Rinse. Repeat.
"Who- what- I- erm."




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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby Liam Parker » Wed Aug 31, 2016 8:38 pm

Jesus fucking Christ,
not this crazy bitch again.
"For my piece last week."

"Where the fuck is that
cockswab, Egbert? I need to
punch him in the dick."
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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby Alannah Morgan » Wed Aug 31, 2016 9:06 pm

She knew what those were,
Cockswabs, demystified, by her
Healer's privilege.

How had he found her?
Memory clearer, throat clenched.
Focus, breathe. "I- you're-"

Words were hard as hell,
Not for him, spewing crassness,
Easy as breathing.

"Egbert isn't here."
Considering the logistics,
"And- so, no. To- the-"

Stretchy awkward pause,
"His penis." What? "You... punching."
Inevitable.
...I want to be, forever, like smoke in the air
Float like a feather going nowhere
Lost in the silence, I don't need to be free
Kill me with kindness, and please

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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby Liam Parker » Wed Aug 31, 2016 9:12 pm

His brows rose slowly.
"Is my money there, at least?
Christ, that guy's a cunt."
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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby Alannah Morgan » Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:06 pm

Turning seventeen
Shades of red, she really
Found that she concurred.

How on earth was she
to tell this cursing fiend; there
was no money here?

"I don't... know. But you
Could maybe leave him a note?"
Egbert was a butt.

Taking a step back
She prepared for him to yell.
Hands wringing panic.
...I want to be, forever, like smoke in the air
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Lost in the silence, I don't need to be free
Kill me with kindness, and please

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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby Liam Parker » Thu Sep 01, 2016 8:58 am

"A note," he deadpanned,
"A note? You think a fucking
note is going to work?"

"That bloody fucking
cunt weasel'd sooner wipe his
ass on it than pay."
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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby Alannah Morgan » Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:33 am

For Merlin's sake, she'd
Only been here a few weeks.
She had no answers.

To add to which he
Was getting progressively
Rude and alarming.

Anna took a few
Steps back, for space and safety.
Was he dangerous?

"I-I- just- I- could-
-I just work here, really."
Her hands were cold, numb.

Shutting down she took
A few deep breaths. Really,
she could only stare.
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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby Liam Parker » Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:18 pm

Liam peered inside the
house, getting angrier and
looking for money.

"If you work here, then
quit standing around like a
useless fucking lump!"

"Gimme something for
collateral or find the
goddamn petty cash."
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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby pytech » Sat Sep 03, 2016 7:09 am

A Wild Poltergeist Appears!


#TrollfaceMcGee


Then, there was a pop
and Anna began to shrink;
her form shifting too.

Until, at last, her
form became something quite new.
A small, baby seal.

The laughing echo of
what was quite clearly the mark
of Trollface McGee.

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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby Alannah Morgan » Sat Sep 03, 2016 9:23 am

Instinctively, she
Shifted so she was blocking
His way, just in case.

Egbert was her friend!
She would not let this bully
just storm in like this!

And so she opened
her mouth to tell him as much,
very determined.

But as she spoke, she --
-- there were no ways about it --
shrank down to the ground.

What did you do if
Your foe was a big man and
you a baby seal?

With sounds most valiant,
a bit squealy, inching
towards Liam's toes,

Anna pushed onto
His shoe, with much wriggling, and
poked him with her nose.
...I want to be, forever, like smoke in the air
Float like a feather going nowhere
Lost in the silence, I don't need to be free
Kill me with kindness, and please

Tell me beautiful lies...
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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby Liam Parker » Sun Sep 04, 2016 9:03 am

It was so fluffy.
Like a marshmallow of lard.
Liam blinked beadily.

Wow, was this for real?
Or were his drugs still working?
Either way, whatever.

The door was open.
Liam nudged the seal aside with
his boot and went in.
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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby Alannah Morgan » Mon Sep 05, 2016 9:33 am

For heaven's sake, no!
The baby seal turned, wriggling.
But the man had moved.

In distress, she made
raucous squeals and sounds of deep
protest, rage, and woe.
...I want to be, forever, like smoke in the air
Float like a feather going nowhere
Lost in the silence, I don't need to be free
Kill me with kindness, and please

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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby Liam Parker » Mon Sep 05, 2016 12:34 pm

Liam was all of ten
feet away from Alannah--
or in seal distance,

a bajillion miles.
He scratched his chin, looked around,
and took out his wand.

"Accio twenty-five
galleons," he said, and waited.
Silence. Things quivered.
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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby Alannah Morgan » Mon Sep 12, 2016 11:39 pm

There was certainly
No money in the office.
Of this she was sure.

She wanted her wand
To hex the bleeding hellcrap
Out of this wanker.

But his boot was so
Nice to lay on oozingly.
It confused her brain.

As the boot vanished
She wiggled around to look.
Where was it going?

Tiny seal noises
Followed the boot and Anna
Gently nosed his heel.

Big baby seal eyes
Looked at Mr Liam Paker
With much deep sadness.

And from the ether
A Galleon flew solo
Towards Liam's face.
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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby Liam Parker » Tue Sep 13, 2016 12:11 pm

Liam tried to catch it.
Thunk! It hit him in the face
and fell to the floor.
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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby Alannah Morgan » Tue Sep 13, 2016 12:20 pm

Baby seal Anna ,
Most fierce and protective,
wiggled towards it.

She planted her cushy
Bottom on the Galleon, and glared
At Liam Parker.
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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby Liam Parker » Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:05 pm

One fucking galleon.
One lousy fucking galleon.
Liam stomped off and

looked at the table.
He needed a new table.
He turned his wand to

it. "Wingardium
Leviosa."
The table
floated with its stuff.
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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby Alannah Morgan » Wed Sep 14, 2016 7:46 am

Nonononono!
This man was robbing Egbert!
Anna was loyal,

Even if Egbert
was an ass for not paying
him to begin with.

Still! She grew noisy,
In order to get Liam's
Attention, sternly

making puppy sounds.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, she
moved towards the man,

Slow, steady, and grim.
She booped him repeatedly,
Fiercely determined.
...I want to be, forever, like smoke in the air
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Kill me with kindness, and please

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Re: Payday - 2001

Postby Liam Parker » Wed Sep 14, 2016 11:47 am

Liam took three steps
and avoided the booping.
"For fuck's sake, calm down."

The desk floated to
the door. He was about to
get away with it!
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