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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Shazad Athari » Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:17 pm

"It's true," he nodded solemnly. "I had to work very hard for my release."

Shazad shot a conspiratorial look at Gavi. Once the ashes were in the bag, he replaced the canister and urn onto its stand with some fancy tentacle-work.
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Gavi Colquoit » Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:18 pm

"You can't shock her with implied butt stuff," Gavi murmured, tucking her father's ashes into the duffle bag - a different pocket from Tristan's, of course - and watching him finagle the urn back on the stand with total heart eyes. "She's in here for marrying a goblin."
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Shazad Athari » Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:22 pm

"And here I was trying to be classy." Edges of his mouth curled, he gave Gavi an admonishing look that lasted all of a second before he asked Jenaissa, "What was he like?"
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Gavi Colquoit » Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:47 pm

Now that everything had been put back to rights, Gavi slipped her second hand around his arm as well for security, one of her fingertips delicately tracing the shape of a sucker.

Jenaissa thought for a minute, before starting to sign out her thoughts as Gavi translated, "Interesting. Proud. Very difficult to take to most parties -" her voice hitched on a laugh. "Wait, were goblin parties a thing in the eighteen-hundreds?"

The portrait stuck its tongue out at her and added a clarification. "Ohhh, he couldn't dance the reel, I see. He's still alive, you know," she added for Shazad's benefit. "Earlor Gold, one of the first Kneebreakers. That was probably quite an awkward talking point too." Jenaissa nodded fervently, though she looked pleased by her husband's infamy.
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Shazad Athari » Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:18 pm

"Oh, wow." Shazad took a moment to absorb the information, as if turning over a fine gem in his mind, before he went on to ask with a sparkle of mischief in his eyes, "So, is it true what they say about goblin men?"

Clearly, the first question had been a lead-in for this one.
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Gavi Colquoit » Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:26 pm

Jenaissa tilted her head to the side, wide-eyed, and gave him a polite, questioning smile.

Beside him, Gavi was almost shaking apart with silent laughter. "Yes, Shaz, you should really be more specific about what they say," she stuttered out on a breath.
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Shazad Athari » Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:32 pm

"I mean in bed." He nodded meaningfully, implied wink.
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Gavi Colquoit » Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:39 pm

Jenaissa made that same scratchy giggling sound, but once she'd tamped it down, she gave him a genuine answer - that perhaps looked a bit like an artichoke being threaded through a needle - which Gavi described in a tight voice as, "Yes...they take some...getting used to..."
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Shazad Athari » Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:44 pm

He grinned broadly. "And the ones that aren't boring lovers are outlandishly kinky?"
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Gavi Colquoit » Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:48 pm

This answer required no translation. Jenaissa pressed her palms together as if in prayer and tilted them against her lips in a God is good kind of way, and her heart eyes were almost identical to Gavi's just a minute ago.
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Shazad Athari » Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:59 pm

"Well, I guess I've got my answer," Shazad huffed a silent laugh. While he had burning questions about the logistics of anal play, he figured they probably shouldn't tarry too long on their mission here. His gaze ticked over to Gavi, and he indicated his tentacles with a tilt of his head. "I suppose I should turn back now."

Several seconds passed. Nothing happened.

"...oh."
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Gavi Colquoit » Sat Jun 17, 2017 5:15 pm

She bit her lip and cuddled the tentacle she was holding onto against her chest. "It's okay, these are a fine addition to any family gathering," she assured him. "And maybe you can try later on when you're not distracted by root vegetables?"
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Shazad Athari » Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:23 pm

"I'll give you a root vegetable," he threatened. There was the slightest pause between "root" and "vegetable." Coiling a tentacle around her, he pulled her against him in a tentacular squeeze.
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Gavi Colquoit » Sun Jun 18, 2017 3:14 pm

"Well, it is one of my five a day," Gavi murmured on a dorky grin as she was tugged against him, seeming to be perfectly comfortable with the odd configuration of man and cephalopod in his funeral suit. "C'mon, let's go set up so we can enjoy the fireworks."
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Shazad Athari » Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:15 pm

As they left, Shazad looked at Jenaissa and raised a tentacle for a dainty Miss America wave goodbye. He thought about trying to hide the fact that he was missing an arm and had two tentacles in its place, but figured that would be harder than letting it hang out in all its tentacular glory. If they ran into anyone, he'd just feign embarrassment and explain that a tentaclifors spell had gone terribly wrong.
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Gavi Colquoit » Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:18 pm

It was probably the most she'd laughed in a hundred years.

Once they were out, and before they made their way to the large gathering of dignitaries and family, Gavi led him out into the gardens and up to an elevated rockery which she'd designated as the staging area for her display. Inside her bag, she had multiple thick, black rockets which they filled with Tristan's ashes before planting them in the earth, and she snapped a metallic cap to the base of each one, linking them to a chain of beads she fastened around her neck. Despite it only being seventeen - possibly stoned - hours since she conceived of the idea, Gavi was well prepared, more sure of herself setting up the fireworks than she had been sneaking through the house or traversing the crypt.

When everything was prepared to her specifications, she moved Julien's ashes into the inner pocket of her cloak and discarded the bag. Aside from Shazad's stray tentacles, they were looking more respectable, and as they made their way down to the main lawn where the mourners were being seated for the ceremony, Gavi inwardly cringed as she saw Laurent approaching them. "How good is your tentacle jiu-jitsu?" she muttered, trying to hide behind the jowly Bulgarian Ambassador and his equally portly wife.
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Shazad Athari » Tue Jun 20, 2017 6:12 am

"I've got this. We'll make him as uncomfortable as possible," he murmured, squeezing her hand. A sparkle of madness in his eyes, his gaze slid over to Laurent. Rather than wait for Laurent to come find them like prey, Shazad went over to him first and shook his hand. His left hand was the human one, so he had to awkwardly twist it to grasp Laurent's hand, and one tentacle flopped over it for a double-clasp handshake. Grinning as if the idea that someone might not like him was a completely foreign concept, he greeted in a warm and appropriately subdued voice given the occasion, "Hey, good to see you again. You're looking much better than before."

All the while, his tentacles looped and wriggled as if they had a mind of their own.
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Belle » Tue Jun 20, 2017 5:13 pm

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Laurent's trollish, inbred face folded into an expression somewhere between confused and disgusted as he found himself suddenly being manhandled by his cousin's mudblood pet. His lips parted as if he was struggling to determine what to react to first, or some internal cells had been thoroughly overloaded, before he finally tried to wiggle his hand free from the slimy, tentacled grip. "Not being impersonated by Sergei Yvchenco will do wonders," he pointed out defensively, then drew himself up to his full height, which was still a few inches shorter than Shazad, adding, "Unfortunately, I can't say the same for you -- what do you think you're doing, turning up to a funeral in such a -" his free hand indicated the tentacles. "State."
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Gavi Colquoit » Tue Jun 20, 2017 5:29 pm

She stuck like glue to Shazad's side, partly because she wanted to and partly because nothing made her family more uncomfortable than the evidence of one of them gallivanting with a muggleborn in public. As Laurent addressed the tentacles in the room, she broke in, with - "Oh, that's my fault," which she said with a chagrined smile and a little flutter to her voice that definitely made it sound like a sex thing. "We were in such a rush to get here that I messed up the reversal."

Her fingertips caressed the surface of one of the tentacles with a smile. "I'm sure it'll wear off at some point."
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Re: It's Only Death

Postby Shazad Athari » Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:36 pm

"Oh please, you're hoping it stays longer, aren't you?" Shazad teased Gavi, drawing closer against her as if air-nuzzling her. Without skipping a beat, his eyes swiveled to Laurent and he pointed to Gavi as if to say what a gal! "I swear, I've never met anyone else who loves the Discovery channel more. We were watching this show the other day about the life in the oceans--ah! Did you know that capuchin monkeys poke each other in the eyes as a form of social bonding, and they also pee on their hands and use it to wash their feet? Hopefully in that order, right? Haha! Anyway, I'm getting off track-- back to oceans. So we were watching a show about oceans, and they did a segment on--OH. I'm sorry, these things have a mind of their own--."

At this point, one of Shazad's tentacles fondled against Laurent's thigh. All throughout this rambling, Shazad's tentacles had never stopped idly swirling and exploring, and it seemed like he had had to make multiple conscious efforts to rein them in. Jerking his tentacle back from Laurent's leg, he seemed to momentarily lose his train of thought, which provided a rare opportunity to actually get in a word edgewise. "--in fact, it's an interesting story actually, um...."
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