[complete] Summer Shenanigans

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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Henry Lee » Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:54 pm

"Hey, look. It's a jar of dicks," he giggled, pointing to what was indeed a jar of mummified Goblin penises. "Guess I know what I'm getting you for Christmas."
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Freddy Bishop » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:03 pm

Freddy snorted and his face scrunched at the jar. "Your mom's favorite snack?"
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Henry Lee » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:09 pm

"Goblin dick is a close second for her, but I think she likes chicken feet more," he laughed. He leaned his face in close to the jar and waggled his tongue around it, keeping his eye contact with Freddy. It was creepier than he intended.
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Freddy Bishop » Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:18 am

Freddy had visited Henry's house several time before and on more than one occasion he'd seen his mom ravenously sucking down on the rubbery gnarled little feed and spitting out the knobbly bones. He pulled a face, but thankfully was soon distracted by Henry's antics.

"Training for your job after graduation?" he snorted.
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Henry Lee » Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:29 am

"Every day. I'm getting better." He let out another round of laughs and moved on from the jar o' dicks.

"So, mate, get this. I got an owl, I'm pretty sure it's a joke, but they want me to be a prefect."
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Freddy Bishop » Fri Aug 11, 2017 1:18 pm

Stopping in his tracks, Freddy swiveled around and shot him a look of total disbelief. "Whaaaat? No way!."
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Henry Lee » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:45 pm

"I half thought you had sent it. But it had good spelling and everything."
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Freddy Bishop » Fri Aug 11, 2017 6:49 pm

"Hurr hurr hurr...." Exaggerating his overbite, he faked a retard laugh and lightly elbowed Henry. "Seriously though, why do you think they sent you one? You didn't slip some grass to McGonagall, did you?"
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Henry Lee » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:29 pm

"Nah, bro, I don't know. Maybe because I'm nice to everyone? Watch.... they're going to stick me with all the stupid first years."
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Freddy Bishop » Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:49 pm

"Great. Then we'll have a whole new wave of students believing in Colonel Sanders robot chicken empire or that Ronald McDonald is actually a cross dressing ex-convict that makes burgers out of little kids."
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Henry Lee » Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:37 pm

"You mean a class of well-educated young adults?"
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Freddy Bishop » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:39 pm

"More like a class of mini-Henrys all high on their own supply," he snorted.
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Henry Lee » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:44 pm

"Fuuuuck, mate. Imagine what I could do with all that power?" he smirked. "It's like an army of slave children."
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Freddy Bishop » Sat Aug 12, 2017 1:46 pm

Freddy laughed and shook his head as if dismissing the idea of that altogether. After a beat, he said, "Despite all of that, I... I think I could actually see it. You could make a good prefect."
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Henry Lee » Sat Aug 12, 2017 1:54 pm

"You think?" he asked, a sheepish glance towards his friend. "You don't think it's stupid?"
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Freddy Bishop » Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:05 pm

"Oh no, it's definitely stupid," he laughed, "But you'd make a good prefect anyway. You seem to get along with everyone."
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Henry Lee » Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:37 pm

He slapped him on the back, hard. "Thanks, Mate."
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Freddy Bishop » Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:38 pm

Freddy took it with a subtle oof. "Anytime. Hey, you think those stories about the prefect's bathroom are true?"

Way behind them, a few mechanical thunks came from the store's register as the clerk began counting it out in preparation to close the store.
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Henry Lee » Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:54 pm

"What stories?" Henry asked, oblivious to the store starting to close.
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Re: Summer Shenanigans

Postby Freddy Bishop » Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:38 pm

"Uh, that's it's basically one constant orgy in there."
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