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Postby twufoo » Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:42 am

Post funny OOC quotes from chat or any IMs here!
(The thread for the old, defunct Skype chat is here.)
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Postby twufoo » Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:59 am

twufoo • omggg, so my baby requested a new song for me to sing tonight

twufoo • something she just made up and wanted me to sing

Saturday • LOLOLOL OMG

Saturday • I literally cannot wait to hear this

twufoo • i won't write all the lyrics here, but you'll get the idea from the first two lines

twufoo • There was a farmer had a dog and Vulva was her name-ah
V-U-L-V-A, V-U-L-V-A, V-U-L-V-A, and Vulva was her name-ah...
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Postby twufoo » Fri Mar 20, 2015 6:51 am

Steph wrote: OMG guys, I just met Elijah wood and my troll son called him harry potter baggins
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Postby Jeffrey » Fri Mar 20, 2015 1:17 pm

lmao omg Steph your son is the biggest troll
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Postby Niky » Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:15 pm

twufoo wrote: Omg that was supposed to be booooo but autocorrect made me sound like an asshole
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Postby twufoo » Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:27 am

So, we have a new member named Stefany! Here's our first conversation!


twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:17 am
not as terrifying as searching for my little pony on tumblr, at least

Stefany • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:17 am
You're joking.. they can't screw up my little pony

twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:19 am
.......

twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:19 am
just try searching it >.>

Stefany • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:19 am
im scared

twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:20 am
idk... are blushing, spread-eagled ponies something to be scared about?

Stefany • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:21 am
...What have they done to my childhood!?

twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:22 am
there's only one way to find out what they've done.

twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:22 am
for science

Stefany • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:22 am
Oh for science of course. Now you went and made me curious. I gotta look. This will scar me for life.

twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:23 am
lmaoooo i'm sorry ahead of time >.>

Stefany • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:24 am
I.... can never unsee this.. That horse is face deep in the booty

twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:24 am
lmao i'm dying of laughter

twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:25 am
welcome to the ministry



And then later:

Belle • Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:18 am
slash fics can't seem to make up their minds tho, bc they're either super tender and tear-filled or it's all bloodlube and tearing. like, why on earth would you want to be gay in a fanfic universe

twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:19 am
legit lol

twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:20 am
also, kinda random, but i just got a mental picture of snape wiping his hand over his greasy hair and then using that as lube in a pinch

Stefany • Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:20 am
Omg!!!!!
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Postby twufoo » Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:37 am

oh man, i was rereading the chat archive from last night and i really should've included what stefany said after the MLP porn

Stefany • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:25 am
That is just so wrong on many levels lmao

twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:26 am
lmao it's really disturbing how big the MLP furry fandom is

Stefany • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:26 am
Oh god don't get me started on furries haha. My brother is one. It's just.. disturbing sometimes.

twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:27 am
omg, FOR REAL???? D:

twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:27 am
has he been to a furry convention?

Stefany • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:27 am
Yes! He dresses up like a goat! It worries me.

twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:27 am
asldkfjasl;dkfja;lsdkjfal;skdjfal;skdjf;alskdjf;laskdjf;alksjdfasldkjfas

twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:27 am
i can't breathe

Stefany • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:27 am
My uncle use to breed goats. It was just.. awkward when I found out.

twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:28 am
oh my goddddddd

twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:28 am
dude, one of my friends told me how his friend accidentally dated a furry

twufoo • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:28 am
and i never realized their costumes had cartoony eyes? that makes it sooo much more creepy

Stefany • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:29 am
Oh my god what is that like? I never thought to ask. I was just weirded out living with one.

Stefany • Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:29 am
My brother practices goat sounds!!


I pretty much lost it at that point lolol
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Postby Stefany » Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:56 am

I almost feel like I should be ashamed this is the first impression of me.. but.. I just laugh too hard to care
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Postby Niky » Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:58 am

um, this is pretty much the best first impression we could ever have FYI
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Postby twufoo » Sun Apr 12, 2015 6:28 pm

wednesday wrote: i for one am excited to pick a butt and enshrine it as the scavenger hunt post
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Postby twufoo » Wed Apr 22, 2015 5:25 pm

Saturday • Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:24 pm
I feel like blond pubic hair must be weird

Niky • Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:24 pm
...

Niky • Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:24 pm
I never thought about that before lol

Belle • Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:24 pm
it kind of is, yeah

Belle • Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:24 pm
it's like stealth pubes
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Postby twufoo » Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:50 pm

Steph • Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:33 pm
ooh i have a cute jellybean story!

Steph • Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:34 pm
and it's hp related

wednesday • Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:34 pm
omg tell it!

Steph • Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:36 pm
my dad has always been kind of bummed that all of his children are nerds, and for a really long time he never bothered to try to get into the things we liked. Anyway a few christmases ago, we got him a package of like every jelly belly jelly bean and he was like Aww guys, you got me all the flavors...well, all the muggle flavors

wednesday • Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:36 pm
awWWw!!!

wednesday • Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:36 pm
thats a cute story omg

Niky • Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:37 pm
that is fucking adorable

Steph • Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:38 pm
and then we won all of his jellybeans in a fierce battle of monopoly and he didn't get to eat any of them and i still don't talk to my brother mike

Niky • Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:38 pm
WOW

wednesday • Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:38 pm
LOL omg brutal

Steph • Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:38 pm
lol

Steph • Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:41 pm
also, he thinks all my brothers and i would be sorted into house jigglypuff

Steph • Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:42 pm
cause we are the best at eating marshmallows

pytech • Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:42 pm
That's perfect.

wednesday • Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:42 pm
im p sure thats the main qualification

Niky • Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:44 pm
lmao best house
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Postby Saturday » Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:33 am

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL house jigglypuff 4 lyfe
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Re: OOC Quotes

Postby twufoo » Thu Apr 23, 2015 1:06 pm

pytech • Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:50 pm
I'm sucky at writing kisses ._.

pytech • Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:52 pm
I probably need to get kissed more...

pytech • Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:52 pm
for research

wednesday • Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:52 pm
someone should donate their face for science to you py!!

Carol • Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:53 pm
It can be hard.. I mean, you use the same parts again and again and there's very limited words to describe them. "She tipped her head, pressing her lips against his lips, and parting her lips, she drew his lower lip between her lips."

wednesday • Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:54 pm
i personally like They Smashed Faces like in any other context its a fight scene and i love it

wednesday • Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:54 pm
their tongues combated for dominance

Carol • Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:54 pm
roflmao

Niky • Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:54 pm
lmao
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Postby Niky » Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:29 pm

omg why did I decide to check out the chat archives at my desk... I'm laughing so hard rn

THANKS GUYS

twufoo • Mon Apr 27, 2015 8:44 am

hahaha, i'm really amused that the hard limit of sex with a tentacle demon is "look, just not in the mouth. gross."
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Postby Niky » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:20 pm

twufoo wrote: i think those tentacle monsters earn their keep


Is that why it took Shazad a minute to catch up with the group?
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Postby twufoo » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:28 pm

lmao

NO

>:|
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Postby Belle » Sat May 02, 2015 12:51 am

niky: I have zero idea what this movie is even about lol
Twu: um, look at the title niky, duh
wednesday: snakes are a metaphor for our feelings about our fathers
niky: lmao
Twu: and penises
wednesday: the plane is our dreams
niky: Belle's dream, maybe


Just you wait, everyone will be a penis in my next dream :3
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Postby Niky » Fri May 08, 2015 9:27 am

Niky: conall and shazad will be so pretty <3
Belle: lmao ofc they will be. conall would rather be dead than ugly
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Postby Niky » Mon May 11, 2015 5:18 pm

Claira • Mon May 11, 2015 5:16 pm
Omg one of the worst things happened at work today; I was helping clients and my bra I just got broke in the front.

Niky • Mon May 11, 2015 5:16 pm
OH NO

wednesday • Mon May 11, 2015 5:16 pm
hiiiii that literally sounds like the start of every porno ever


DOESN'T IT THO
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