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Re: All the Salt in the Sea

Postby Gemma Au Claire » Tue Jun 28, 2016 7:40 am

"Sounds fun," she laughed. She noticed when he started over and with a smile she reached over and picked up the bottle. "Come over here and let me do you," she suggested.
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Re: All the Salt in the Sea

Postby Brandon Cullen » Fri Jul 08, 2016 5:42 pm

"Oh, you have no idea. Sometimes the little old ladies give you purse candy that doesn't even have weird lint on it. Those are the best days." And then she wanted to return the favor with putting sunscreen on his back. OK, did that mean he was supposed to ... was it time to ... dammit, she was completely naked and he was still wearing his jeans and did that mean he was a total wuss? No hot chicks wanted to sleep with wusses!

"All right," he said, before standing up and undoing his pants. When in Rome ...

Oh, shit. He stepped away so that his junk wouldn't be right in her face when he dropped his pants. Good catch. Plus, he'd gotten the erection partway under control so he was only really at half-mast at the moment. Seemed like the best opportunity he'd get. He dropped his pants, sat down in front of Gemma super quickly, and then just took a moment to appreciate the fact that he was naked in public for the first time since he'd been in diapers.
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Re: All the Salt in the Sea

Postby Gemma Au Claire » Mon Jul 18, 2016 11:48 am

"Wow, no lint?" She asked, a quiet laugh afterward. "I mean, you can't go wrong with a job like that." His mild discomfort amused her, and she watched him get undressed with a straight face but eyes that shone with merriment. Really it was probably not very nice of her to bring a man to a nude beach on a first date, but you could tell a lot about someone by how they reacted. She was sure her husband would have been quite scandalized, but Brandon was holding up nicely.

She moved up to her knees and started slathering the sunscreen over his back, taking her time to rub it in, her fingers moving in gentle circles over his skin.

"I'm glad you decided to give this a try," she said, and not just because of all these muscles!
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Re: All the Salt in the Sea

Postby Brandon Cullen » Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:46 pm

Shit, that felt really good. Brandon closed his eyes and enjoyed the moment and tried not to let himself have too many ungentlemanly thoughts. ... Although, of course, she had brought him to a nude beach, and he was blissfully unaware that she was married. Brandon was pretty thoroughly under the impression that Gemma wanted to sleep with him. Or, at least, that she'd wanted to before he'd taken his pants off.

"Well," he replied, "it's not every day a gorgeous woman buys you in an auction and takes you to the Bahamas. I'd hate to be a spoilsport, you know?" Plus, it was a nice way to take his mind off all the other horrible shit that was going on.

He remembered his orangey drink and reached out to take another long swig of it. It was light and fruity and helping a little bit with the nerves. "So, do you swim when you come out here, or do you prefer to bask in the sunlight?"
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Re: All the Salt in the Sea

Postby Gemma Au Claire » Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:49 am

"Both," she said, still rubbing despite the fact that it was no longer strictly necessary. "It gets too hot if you just lie here the whole time, and the sea can be incredibly invigorating."
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Re: All the Salt in the Sea

Postby Belle » Wed Aug 24, 2016 10:24 am

A Wild Poltergeist Appears!


#TrollfaceMcGee



Speaking of too hot...

A nimbus of golden light suddenly engulfed Brandon with the chime of twinkly stars that indicated something ~~~magical was about to take place - like the appearance of a unicorn, or a rainbow made of candy. The possibilities were endless, glorious...

Delicious.

The light contracted inwards and faded away. Brandon could feel the itchy rub of cheap material and poorly sewn seams across his skin, sticking to the lotion that Gemma had just applied. If he tried to roll over, he'd realise that his body was bracketed by two pillowy growths. Looking down would reveal the terrible truth - that he was now resplendent in a hotdog costume that felt, in the Bahamian heat, like being wrapped inside a giant, sunbaked condom.

At the edge of their hearing, the pair could just make out a distant trololololol as it melded into the sound of the waves, the malicious spirit prancing away to inflict its presence on another unlucky victim.

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Re: All the Salt in the Sea

Postby Brandon Cullen » Sun Aug 28, 2016 3:02 pm

"Excellent! I like the ocean." And then Brandon tensed as something completely bizarre started happening. Man, sometimes the whole magical-world thing just got in the way of other stuff. Like getting laid by hot nude-beach woman.

OK, this was a really big problem. Brandon felt like he'd gotten thirty degrees hotter in the space of a millisecond. "What the ... ?" Immediately, he started to struggle against the itchy heat of the hot dog costume. He wasn't even sure what he was wearing; he just wanted it off. He reached back to feel frantically for a zipper and accidentally ended up copping a feel of something way more alluring but that he had absolutely not been given permission to touch.

"Shit! Sorry ... can you ... I think I'm gonna die of heat stroke any moment." It didn't help that he was now blushing furiously after the uninvited boob grab.
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Re: All the Salt in the Sea

Postby Gemma Au Claire » Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:32 am

First she was surprised, and then she was giggling. A hot dog costume? On the beach? She wasn't sure exactly how that had happened, but you had to admit that it was funny.

"Oh.. yes, you must be baking in there," she managed to say through her giggles. She pretended not to notice the unintentional touch as she searched for a zipper. "Wait, here it is," she said, unzipping the costume down the side. "Can you get out of it like this?"
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